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a blonde

, a brunette, and a red head in g truck. The brunette and the r

head were in th

cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off the cliff and into the water. The brunette

ndghue red head go up qto the surface. They wait about 5 minutes

and final

ly the see

ubbles and then the blonde. Hey asked the other two girls, what took you so long? She said I had to get the tailgate open.
Submitted by Zach.

Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it...
Submitted by The Wise Becker.

Up in an apartment, a blonde had a gun to her head. When her husband walked in he asked "what the hell are you doing!" and she replied "shut up your next!"
Submitted by Kyle B.

A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane to LA. The lawyer turns to the blonde and says lets play a game, I'll ask you a question and i you get it wrong you give me $5 and visa versa. the blonde tired and wanting to get sleep said thanks but I'm going to pass. the Laywer said how about if i get a question wrong I'll give you $500 and you'll only have to give me $5. The blonde liked the idea and said ok the lawyer asked what's the distance from the earth to the sun. the blonde reached into her purse and said i don't know and handed him $5. The lawyer said now its your turn. the blonde asked what goes up on a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? the lawyer didn't have a clue. He used the airplane phone to call his friends, used his laptop to search the Internet and after 1 hour he still didn't know so he gave the blonde $500. He asked the blonde what the answer? the blonde reached into her purse again and handed him $5.
Submitted by Jessica.

TA Blonde woman named Brand finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray. . . "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm gonad lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays. . . "God, please let me win the Lotto!! I've lost my business, my house and I am going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again she prays. . . "My God, why have You forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, I am a loyal servant to You. Oh Lord, PLEASE LET ME WIN THE LOTTO, THIS ONE TIME SO I CAN GET MY LIFE BACK IN ORDER!! PLEASE!!" Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light and the heavens above open to Brandi. Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself. . . "Brandi work with Me on this one. . . BUY A TICKET!!"
Submitted by Jameil.

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